I hope you got lots of belly rubs and head scritchies!

Hey! Hands off, buddy. Don't make me claw your ankles! (Besides, she's already got a crush on Mom and Dad's friend, Aaron.)

1. Cats do what they want.
   
   
2. They rarely listen to you.
   
   
3. They're totally unpredictable.
   
   
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
   
   
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
   
   
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
   
   
7. They're moody.
   
   
8. They leave hair everywhere.

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
   
   
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
   
   
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
   
   
4. They growl when they are not happy.
   
   
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
   
   
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
   
   
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
   
   
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
   
   
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

May the coming year be full of love, milk, belly rubs, and sun-shiny catnaps! And catnip. Of course catnip!