I kept telling her I just wanted to go home, but she didn't listen. We finally stopped, and she took me into this other house. Finally, she let me out of the box, and some strange woman looked at my tail! That woman left, and a man came in. He looked at my tail too. Freaks! Mom talked to these people for a bit, then I had to go back in the box. At least they didn't stick me with needles or put things where they shouldn't go, like the last 'vet' did.

So, does anyone know what "neuter" means?

Black and orange stray cats sitting on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air

Stray cat strut I'm a ladys' cat
A feline cassa nova hey man that's sad
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can

Yeah, don't cross my path

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley, looking for a fight
Howlin' to the moonlight on a hot summer night

Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class, and I got cat style

• Make the world your playground.
• Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
• If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard 'til you do.
• When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
• Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
• Nap often.
• When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
• Life is hard, and then you nap.
• Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
• When in doubt, cop an attitude.
• Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
• Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
• Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
• Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

The special traits of the Egyptian Mau are grace and elegance. (Don't you know it!) This is the only natural breed of spotted cat and is considered rare... (I'm priceless, baby!) The Egyptian Mau is a very strong cat with a medium sized body. (I'm buff! I'm bad!) The color of the eyes becomes stronger as the cat matures. (Look into my eyes.... You will give me cat nip and belly rubs.) They should become a vivid green... (They're getting there.) The Egyptian Mau is very loyal, devoted, and intelligent. (Yup.) He talks in a soft, singing voice when happy (Yup.) and is also know to wag his tail. (Let's not talk about my tail.) It is also said the Mau likes to be walked on a leash. (Don't even try it.)

Subject is known for powers of seduction, and should be treated with caution and respect. Often shows signs of absentmindedness, and has been known to forget own name. In such cases, subject will answer only to the following salutation "Hey, airhead!" Uses cuddliness as a weapon to earn greater affection, more food or toys. Naps periodically, and dreams of becoming a Hollywood cat star. Outside presence of its owner, subject has been known to talk about "My Sugar Daddy." Fraternizes with cats from the other side of the track. May pursue promiscuous relations unless kept isolated. Meows in a low, husky tone. Reads cat entertainment magazines, such as CatWorld, Showtime Cats, and Stars and Cats.

Yeah, baby! Rrrrowrrr!